random crazy stuff :D

hahahaha i went to this AWESOME website :D www.madglibs.com :D and here are some CRAZY notes :D

firstly, this is the letter from my mum to the school, to let me skip the horrible day tomorrow [only 1.5 hours break! *sob*] XD

Dear School Nurse:
BOOMZ Abunehneh will not be attending school today. He/she has come down with a case of Hyperactivity and has horrible Cranberries and a/an Squishy fever. We have made an appointment with the Explosive Dr. Jalabala, who studied for many years in Afghanistan and has 356263 degrees in pediatrics. He will send you all the information you need. Thank you!
Sincerely
Mrs. Grumpy

haha :D next, a ‘letter from camp’ XD

Dear Grandmother,
I am having a(n) Stumpy time at camp. The counselour is Flabby and the food is Artistic. I met Jayabalakrishnan and we became Crappy friends. Unfortunately, Jayabalakrishnan is Bouncy and I Chopped my Head so we couldn`t go Slobbering like everybody else. I need more Balls and a Anteater sharpener, so please Thunderingly Crunch more when you Seduce back.
Your Granny,
Ris

hahaha XD since valentines day is in less than one month, here’s one about romeo and juliet :D

Two Threads, both alike in dignity,
In fair Canberra, where we lay our scene,
From ancient Masked Turtle break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross`d Tutus take their life;
Whole misadventured piteous overthrows
Do with their Spaceship bury their parents` strife.
The fearful passage of their Hairy love,
And the continuance of their parents` rage,
Which, but their children`s end, nought could Poke,
Is now the 483 hours` traffic of our stage;
The which if you with Shiny Spinal Cord attend,
What here shall Crash, our toil shall strive to mend.

bleh. since my english totally sucks, i dont understand the above paragraph >< lol XD ok one last one :D

In order to wash your face Ravenously, you must wet your Computer in warm Mercury. Then, Crack it across your face 25 times. This will wash off any remaining Bumps. When you are done you should Consume the cloth in Flexible water to clean it. You should also wash your face with a Monkey to keep it smooth and shiny. This will keep also keep away Clocks. Don`t worry. It is normal to experience Heart Disease the first time you try this. Consult your Aerobics Instructor if you break out in Hairs. This works well on your Nostril too!

BYE :D                                                                                            wendelyn :D