random crazy stuff :D

hahahaha i went to this AWESOME website :D www.madglibs.com :D and here are some CRAZY notes :D

firstly, this is the letter from my mum to the school, to let me skip the horrible day tomorrow [only 1.5 hours break! *sob*] XD

Dear School Nurse:
BOOMZ Abunehneh will not be attending school today. He/she has come down with a case of Hyperactivity and has horrible Cranberries and a/an Squishy fever. We have made an appointment with the Explosive Dr. Jalabala, who studied for many years in Afghanistan and has 356263 degrees in pediatrics. He will send you all the information you need. Thank you!
Sincerely
Mrs. Grumpy

haha :D next, a ‘letter from camp’ XD

Dear Grandmother,
I am having a(n) Stumpy time at camp. The counselour is Flabby and the food is Artistic. I met Jayabalakrishnan and we became Crappy friends. Unfortunately, Jayabalakrishnan is Bouncy and I Chopped my Head so we couldn`t go Slobbering like everybody else. I need more Balls and a Anteater sharpener, so please Thunderingly Crunch more when you Seduce back.
Your Granny,
Ris

hahaha XD since valentines day is in less than one month, here’s one about romeo and juliet :D

Two Threads, both alike in dignity,
In fair Canberra, where we lay our scene,
From ancient Masked Turtle break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross`d Tutus take their life;
Whole misadventured piteous overthrows
Do with their Spaceship bury their parents` strife.
The fearful passage of their Hairy love,
And the continuance of their parents` rage,
Which, but their children`s end, nought could Poke,
Is now the 483 hours` traffic of our stage;
The which if you with Shiny Spinal Cord attend,
What here shall Crash, our toil shall strive to mend.

bleh. since my english totally sucks, i dont understand the above paragraph >< lol XD ok one last one :D

In order to wash your face Ravenously, you must wet your Computer in warm Mercury. Then, Crack it across your face 25 times. This will wash off any remaining Bumps. When you are done you should Consume the cloth in Flexible water to clean it. You should also wash your face with a Monkey to keep it smooth and shiny. This will keep also keep away Clocks. Don`t worry. It is normal to experience Heart Disease the first time you try this. Consult your Aerobics Instructor if you break out in Hairs. This works well on your Nostril too!

BYE :D                                                                                            wendelyn :D     

 

wheee~ post :D

bleh. okay i’m gonna quickly post this… eh… AHhh. i dont know what to post about. somebodyhelpme!!! XD lol. erm, okay let’s talk about….the weekend :D erm, yesterday, i woke up LATE…at 11.30am… and i had to reach rosyth at 1pm!!! hahahaha so when my dad told me it was 11.30 already, i was like, ‘WHAT! SO LATE ALREADY?!! shit. i’m going to be late! i need to reach rosyth at 1 and mum is coming at 12.30 to send me there!’ yeah. so erm, i packed my stuff and changed into my dance stuff ‘cos i got dance straight after ruan @ rosyth…then after that tied my hair…then waited for mum.

blahblahblah…got scolded by mum on the car…say i waste time, one whole week never practice, say i stupid/lazy/dont like to study etc. the usual stuff lah. then @ rosyth, turns out i was EARLY ‘cos it was supposed to be 1.30pm…so slacked, then later start practice…hahahaha i never practice at all and i played the whole song today :D AWESOME RIGHT? :D hahahaha but it still feels weird playing daruan after more than 1 year…SO BIG compared to my BELOVED ZHONGRUAN :D hahahahahaXD the song’s quite nice actually, it’s not the traditional chinese music…erm, it’s called ‘FIDDLE-FADDLE’ :D hahaha. xulaoshi say she wants each part to have a guy…so zhiguang plays gaoyinruan, seryang plays zhongruan. then she’s going to get zhongheng to play xiaoruan, and ziron to play daruan…HAHAHA when she said she’s going to call zhongheng to join us, me yanling and charlotte were like: AHHH NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD hahaha we used to ‘bully’ him XD he like blurblur one lor…lalala~ nevermind. it’s fun sitting beside rachel and playing daruan with her:D lalala~

heheh. now let’s talk about BALLET :D Lol. erm, i was EARLY! :D [ormaybe miss sharon ended the previous class late :D] eh…i didnt get scolded…and miss sharon helped correct me at the barre :D and i think i know what she’s telling me to do…’cos i kindof got it right in class :D heheh. ANDANDAND, she actually PRAISED ME:D hahaha i actually did something REALLYWELL :D whee~ erm, it was the free movement exercise that had the scarf thingy…she said i did it really well, except for the very beginning…erm the picking up of the scarf…the part which vanessa was good at :D lalala~ i feel so happy :D and then we both had to do it a few times…i think i had to do more…lol at least i get to practice in class if i cant practice BEFORE class :D

okay i better turn off the com before my mum comes and SCOLD me again >.<

bye :D                                                                                             wendelyn :D

[eh, is it possible that my mum is pms-ing? XD lol. BYE!!!!! XD]

oh YEAH! :D

hahaha EVERYBODY LISTEN UP: I’M NOT MENTOR REP! the NEW mentor reps are: YIMIN & JUNGMIN!!!! hahaha :D i’m HAPPY :D though it has been REALLY fun [and sometimes a little frustrating] being mentor rep of the SUPERAWESOME M09101 :D hahah i suddenly feel high XD LOL :D

hmm.house station games were, quite fun :D oh yeah, and i was acting like a crazy person XD hahaha that was super funny XD when i said i wanted to RAID 204, xinpin heard it as RAPE 204 XD HAHAHAHA XD then when ischelle called her and asked us to wait for her and vanes at the classroom, i asked xp where’s ischelle, then she say she dunno. so, i said “ISCHELLE WENT TO RAPE EVERYONE IN 204 AND SHE’S COMING TO FIND US NOW!” HAHAHAHAHHA XD superfunny :D

class noticeboard is going to be AWEEEEEEEEEESOME!!! XD haha :D erm, house stuff. eh…for tomorrow’s campfire, we have to make this erm, costume thing…and we havent chose the models and I REALLY DONT WANNA BE A MODEL!!!! at least not this time. eh. erm, MASS DANCE was actually alright. and i wanna dance with VANESSA!!! the year 1s and year 2s in fleming like super sian, so not fun at all. MUST GET HIGHHIGHHIGH!!! XD hahaha :D i’m looking forward to campfire :D byeeeeeeeeeee :D

cheers, wendelyn :D

BACK! with a BANG! :D

hahaha :D whee i’m finally back after more than 1 month :P sorry was LAZY to post XD haha:D so…1st day of school. hmm. it was quite nice actually :D it wasnt as boring as last year, where we had to sit in the hall for HOURS…listening to lots of talks…haha :D

so…there’s a new guy in our class, so m10201 [i’ve got to get used to being called a year 2] has 25 people :D miss koh’s still our mentor+chem teacher :D same math teacher [mrs chui!], hcl teacher [liuliu], same english teacher+level head [misschan], and same hs teacher [madelinelim].

okay. erm, voted for mentor reps :D HAHA I’M NOT GONNA BE THE MENTOR REP THIS YEAR!!! :D WHEE~ lol. not that i hate being mentor rep, but have to give others chance also what…:D i voted for yimin and jungmin. i wanted to nominate dom, but i dont know if he want to be mentor rep, so i didnt nominate.

oh yeah, and all the year 2s’ classrooms are on level 4…our’s is SMALLER than last year’s!!! D: i miss m09101’s classroom D: and 204 got the NEW CLASSROOM WITH AIRCON!!! wahh. i want! :D lol.

next, had catered lunch. then house meeting. at first, there was this ‘story of fleming’. then intro the house master, teachers, exco [captain & vice-capt.] then nominate division reps. sab and regina kept saying they want nominate me, but they never say loudly so i didnt care. then ‘cos NOONE nominated'/volunteered, so ALL year 2s had to stand up, and the teachers nominated me –.- then the 2o6 guys pushed ongjunyi up to the front. then the teachers nominated gerald. then blahblahblah. then me and ojy became the c div reps. blah. i dont care, i’m gonna force people to run!!!XD hahahahaha :D

mass dance was, NOT FUN, ‘cos all the other year 1s & 2s in fleming seem very SIAN, so i dont feel like dancing at all too…EH VANESSA LET’S DANCE TOGETHER TOMORROW! [if possible!] :D hahaha XD

oh, erm, dom & jon are div reps too :D lalala~ erm, i’m looking forward to tomorrow :D lalala~ BYE FOR NOW :D [oh and i’m skipping piano tomorrow! WHEE!] XD

seeya, wendelyn :D